You know you travel/work too much when ...

the graveyard shift at the Waffle House knows your name AND your order!

you have name tags from the dry cleaner in your underwear!

you know from personal (vending machine) experience that Hostess makes (used to make?) two kinds of fruit pies - with real fruit filling and with artificially flavored filling! Sorry about the link. It's the best that I could do.

you have the phone number on the vending machine memorized!

you know which (restaurant) receipts lose their ink when (scotch) taped to your expense report!

you know that receipts in Tokyo loose their ink when gone over with a high-lighter!

you have done your laundry at the laundromat/bait shop!

you've paid your federal taxes online at a truck stop using WiFi and you're not a trucker!

three fourths of your receipts are for fast food restaurants and have timestamps later than 10:00 PM!

you look on the ground (around a restaurant) hoping to find receipts instead of money!

you have the ZIP code and/or FAX number of your campground (hotel!) memorized!

you know what everyone on the team is going to order for lunch!